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| Entry tags: | hp/dm, hpfol |
FIC: Harry Potter and the Facts of Life ch 6
Title: Harry Potter and the Facts of Life
Author:
roedhunt
Pairing(s): HP/DM
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A humorous take on Harry Potter learning about his body through the years. Things start really heating up when Draco Malfoy enters in as the wicked teacher.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, blah blah blah.
Chapter Six
After his breathing returned to normal Draco reclined back in his chair.
“Are you going to sit down now?”
“ONLY if you promise not to laugh at me again.”
“Fair enough, I really don’t want to choke again anyway,” He observed.
“And I don’t want to call you by your first name again.”
Draco smiled. “So, anything else I lied about?” He teased.
Harry sat down and scowled, not sure if he should continue.
“Come on, Potter. I said I wouldn't laugh.”
“Fine. I was told that when you shag a girl, she clamps down on you so tight she won’t let you go.”
Draco put his hand to his mouth so he wouldn't bust out laughing again.
“I KNEW IT!”
“I’m not laughing! I’m not laughing! Honest! It’s just…” Harry was furious. “Okay, listen for a minute Potter. In a way that’s true. A girl does clamp down on you. But it’s not what you think. She’s having an orgasm. When she’s satisfied, she lets go.”
Harry looked at Draco suspiciously. “I swear that’s the truth.”
“And about sucking it off?”
“Sucking it off is just an expression, Potter. She doesn’t really do it. If that were true, mine would have been gone along time ago,” he said wryly.
“Maybe it is gone.”
Draco sniggered. “Want to see for yourself?”
“NO I DON’T WANT TO BLOODY SEE!”
Draco shrugged. “Ah well. Your loss.”
“Draco you’re so… so... UGH!”
“Thank you.”
“Wait a minute! Why are you acting this way to me? What do you really want?”
Draco paused a minute to see how he was going to word this.
‘Might as well come out with it’
“As I told you before, I wanted something different.” Harry shot his mouth open. “Potter, do you know you look like a fish gasping for air when you do that?”
Harry tightened his jaws. “So, how does this pertain to me? Or should I ask?”
“I think you already know the answer.”
“WHAT ARE GOING TO DO TO ME?”
Draco sighed. “I swear I’m not going to hurt you, Potter. Look, remember what you told me about how you felt when you were close to me?” Harry nodded slowly raising an eyebrow. “Well… I felt the same way.”
Harry scoffed. “Don’t you feel that when you're with girls?”
Draco shook his head. “No I don’t. You see, I only want one thing from them. And…”
“The same thing you want from me I suppose!”
Draco exhaled loudly. “Would you let me finish?” he glared at Potter and Harry grimaced. “So, because I only want one thing, I focus on that and not the…. close contact.”
“WHAT? You're not getting that from me!”
“Quiet down and let me explain…. I want to…well….”
Harry couldn’t believe it. Draco Malfoy was blushing. Who’d have thought it was possible?
“I’m not saying I want to shag you Potter, I just want to try something… and I swear I won’t hurt you.”
Harry looked bemused as he tried to make sense out of all of this.
‘So is Draco a poof? No that would mean he’s bisexual. What would that make me?’
Draco smiled guessing what Harry was thinking.
“Look, Potter. Just because you have one drink doesn’t make you an alcoholic.”
Harry still wasn't convinced. “So, what do I have to do?”
“Nothing. Not a thing.” Harry eyed him again. “Potter, if you let me do this, I promise you the deal…the blackmail is off. Completely.”
“You better not be lying, Malfoy.”
“I’m not. All right look. After this is over, if you still think I’m lying, I’ll give you permission to tell everyone a secret that I never told anyone. Agreed?”
“So, what is it?”
“Not until you agree.”
Harry sighed. “Let me think about it a sec.”
“Go ahead. Take your time.”
Harry stared at a wall.
‘I can’t take this game anymore. I want this over with. And he better not touch me!’
Harry turned his gaze back to Draco. “You better not touch me!”
“Potter, that’s the whole point of this. But you don’t have to touch me.”
Harry held his breath. “Well, what’s your big secret?”
Draco half grinned. “So, does this mean you agree?”
“YOU BETTER BE TELLING THE TRUTH! I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING! AND IT’S OVER AFTER THIS!”
“Of course. But YOU have to swear to me that YOU won’t tell anyone!”
“Unless you lie to me.”
“All right.” Draco paused and closed his eyes. He opened them and hesitated briefly, still uncertain if he wanted to divulge the information. “All right. My father... you better not…!”
“I WON’T! JUST SAY IT!”
“I can’t believe I’m telling you this,” He whispered. “All right, my father…well, is intimate with other women, and, uh… with young boys.”
Draco shot Harry a cold look. Harry looked like he was a deer caught in front of headlights.
“You’re yanking my wil… cock.”
“No Potter, I’m not. AND YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE! I MEAN IT! MY FATHER WILL KILL ME! … LITERALLY!”
Harry knew that Draco was telling the truth. It was obvious that he was afraid of the consequences.
Harry capitulated. “All right. Fine. Agreed. But it won’t mean anything to me, got it?” Draco nodded. Harry exhaled slowly. “When do you want to start this?”
Draco smiled and rose up from his chair.
“NOW?”